| Mr. Kanehann, A.K.A. Papa Chen, is the last living member of the Party of Five. He escaped communist China using nothing but his cunning and 3000 frequent flyer miles. He changed his name to Kanehann in order to assimilate better into American society. Most of his life has been lived on the "wrong side of the tracks." He dabbled in organ trafficking, then quickly left when he realized that it was human organs and not Werlitzers like he originally suspected. Recently, due to hard times, Dave has had to sell himself into white slavery. Favorite song: "Ole Man River". | | |
